How many days before some lunatic Morgbot baptizes Michael Jackson posthumously as a Mormon? How many times will he be dead-dunked before it hits the news?
It’s like they’re chronic masturbators – they can’t help themselves (and in no way am I implying that there’s anything wrong with masturbation).
Any takers?
July 7, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Dear Lord, I hope they do. I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
July 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Actually I don’t even know who “lunatic Morgbot” is!
But I don’t know much about mormonism (Blogger says thats not a word???? lol)
As for Michael, sure he was a great singer and all, but will the news agencies at least TRY to pay attention to more important news???????
July 12, 2009 at 8:31 am
[...] Markus insists the Holy Ghost is more like Casper. You decide! And speaking of the dead, Sideon is taking bets on how long it will be before Michael Jackson is baptized — and if you think that would be [...]
July 14, 2009 at 11:41 am
Bwah ah ha ha ha ha!
“It’s like they’re chronic masturbators – they can’t help themselves”
OMG, tears streaming….
July 18, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Dude, that’s a funny thought.
August 30, 2009 at 6:11 am
[...] satire (from many moons ago) look crystal clear by comparison. And, in the spirit of Sideon’s taking bets on when Michael Jackson will be posthumously baptized, the Swearing Elders ask the same thing for [...]